Jared Carter - Lottery Pick

Coach - first of all I'd like to say go big blue. I want to be quick coach, so I'm gonna make a comment and let you respond. Coach I did some math the other day, with the help of a calculator, and I figured somethin out. On Jared Carter Day against Georgia, Jared Carter played 2 minutes. During them two minutes, he scored two nasty points and got a ferocious rebound. Coach, there are 40 minutes in a game, so that means if you hadn't taken him out, he would have had 40 points and 20 rebounds. Does this mean he is the best basketball player in Scott County history? How does he compare to other UK greats like Richie, Deron, and John? And most important of all, do you think he is a first rounder, or will he slip to the second round of the draft?

Jared's Uncle from Scott County

Recent Struggles

"Hey Coach... real quick since I'm phoning in from over seas... I see you're under fire from a lot of fans, including myself. BUT, I will forgive you if you do one of two things (or both, if you can): 1. Win the SEC tournament and/ or 2. Find Bin Laden. I'll hang up and listen"

-Ian from Iraq

Lent

"Hey Coach... great show. Good luck against those Gamecocks tonight! I just wanted to know what you gave up for Lent? I told myself that for lent, I'm going to give up talking about Jodie Meeks. Man, will it be hard. I did, however, find a loophole. If I call him 'Modie Jeeks', I'm still keeping my Lenten promise. What do ya think, Coach? I'll hang up and Listen"

-Owen from Owensboro

Traitorism

"Hey Coach...gotta tell you how disgusted I am. Just tuned into the radio and heard about that Cardinal traitor. Here I thought Ricky P done learned his lesson after leavin the most respected program in all the land. I mean it just ain't right coach...what kinda man with any ties to the Wildcats would be on TV with the Devil, Christian Laettner? Why, if Laettner's trailer was next door to mine I sure as hell wouldn't be drinkin colored water with him...you just might see me pullin the blocks out from underneath it! What kinda God fearin man would do this Coach?"

- Pissed in Pulaski

Mother Earth's Last Will and Testament

"Hey Coach, I was at church last weekend, and pastor said somethin that confused me. He said that the Meeks shall inherit the earth. Coach, does he mean that Jodie will inherit the earth, or does he mean that Jodie's whole family will get it? Really depends on where you put the apostrophe coach. Whatever he meant, I am sure glad that the earth will be the property of the best basketball player in the history of people not born in eastern Kentucky. I'll hang up and listen to you preach Brother Billy."

-Perplexed in Paintsville

UK 64 - VANDY 77

"Hey Coach... tough loss.  That Vandy team sure is tough at home.  Coach, are you purposely losing games so we can be a 12 seed in the tournament just so we can be the lowest seed to ever win the championship?  If that's the case... just tell us, coach.  I'm behind you 100% anyway."

-Bob from Bath County

Stimulus Plan

"Hey Coach,  big fan of yours.  My question is:  What do you think has a better chance of helping the Kentucky economy in the long run...  Barack Obama's stimulus plan, or Jodie Meeks just playing basketball?  I'll hang up and listen

-Mitch from Louisville (Calling from DC)